Play the tape.

Six games from the bitcoin story · five run on the real tape, and the kart racer runs on pure culture. Race the Orange Circuit, run the timeline as Super Saylor, date the mystery chart, trade a hidden window blind, outrun the candles, or stack the timechain.

Gauntlet #9 is open

The flagship · new DAILY SUMMIT

SUPER SAYLOR

A full Mario-style platformer through bitcoin history. Run 21 levels from the genesis block to the moon, stomp FUD bears, unlock the 21 Rules, and face Peter Schiff at the summit. New: the Daily Summit, one level a day raced by everyone, fastest climb tops the board.

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New · full 3D kart racer

BITCOIN KART

One chair. Ten racers. No second best. A 3D kart racer through bitcoin culture: Saylor's throne-kart versus Schiff's gold dragster across 12 tracks, with drift sparks, Orange Blocks, the Regulatory Hammer, and a locked ghost of the protocol.

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Daily · 30 seconds

WEN

A real 90 day slice of the tape with the dates redacted. Five guesses at wen it was, every arrow narrows the timeline, closeness pays in sats. Same puzzle worldwide each UTC day.

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Daily · Blind history

The Bitcoin Gauntlet

A daily blind-history trading game. You are dropped somewhere in real bitcoin history with the dates hidden, trade eight months against a DCA bot on the same salary and bills, then the mask comes off. Beat the bot that never thinks.

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One tap · Real candles

Node Runner

A one-tap arcade run over the real price tape. Bear markets run downhill, red candles grew into the spikes at their true dates, reach the present and you go to the moon · a low-gravity overtime that never ends.

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One tap · Build the chain

Timechain

A one-tap block stacker on the halving clock. Blocks pay 50, then 25, then 12.5 as the chain speeds up · stack them clean, bank the sats, and see how high the timechain goes before it orphans.

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