About Super Saylor
Super Saylor is a free, browser-based Bitcoin platformer game (an unofficial Michael Saylor parody) that turns the whole Bitcoin timeline into a side-scrolling arcade game. You play a pixel Michael-Saylor-style hero across 21 levels of Bitcoin history: leap the genesis block, dodge FUD bears, stack sats, orange-pill the bosses, unlock the 21 Rules, and ride the rocket to a Peter Schiff summit showdown. Think Super Mario, but every world is a chapter of Bitcoin lore.
It is completely free to play: no wallet, no signup, no play-to-earn grind. It is just a game, built for fun and a little Bitcoin history. It runs in any browser on desktop or phone, keeps playing offline once loaded, and installs to your home screen like an app. Climb the global all-time and Daily Summit leaderboards and share your run.
How to play
- Move: arrow keys or WASD. Jump with Up, W, or Space. Duck with Down or S.
- Powers: Shift or J for the dash / STRK wave; E or F to plant the One Chair. Pause with Esc or P.
- Mobile: a floating joystick plus jump and action buttons appear on touch screens · drag to run, tap to jump.
- Goal: reach the flag at the end of each level, gather sats, avoid the bears, and survive the boss fights at levels 7, 14, and 21.
Frequently asked questions
- Is there a Michael Saylor game?
- Yes. Super Saylor is a free browser game starring a pixel Michael-Saylor-style hero across 21 levels of Bitcoin history. It is an unofficial fan parody, not made by or affiliated with Michael Saylor.
- Is there a free Bitcoin platformer game?
- Yes. Super Saylor is a free retro Bitcoin platformer you play in any browser: no wallet, no signup, no play-to-earn. Run the Bitcoin timeline across 21 levels, dodge FUD bears, and beat the Peter Schiff summit.
- Is it really free?
- Yes. No purchase, no crypto wallet, no account. Open the page and play.
- Do I need a crypto wallet?
- No. Super Saylor is not play-to-earn and never asks for a wallet, seed phrase, or payment. Leaderboard scores use an anonymous made-up handle.
- Is it affiliated with Michael Saylor?
- No. It is an unofficial fan game and affectionate parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Michael Saylor, Strategy Inc., or Peter Schiff. Educational and entertainment only, not financial advice.
- Can I play offline or on mobile?
- Both. It is one self-contained page with touch controls, so it keeps playing offline and installs to your home screen like an app.
- How many levels are there?
- 21 levels, one for each of the 21 Rules, ending at a summit boss fight.